I found this yesterday

I'll do a cut and paste.

I recently got promoted off the shop floor at work. It's not the step up I expected it turns out I'm the office roustabout. 8hours a day I'm shaking my ass while filing and typing. This has brought my gay side to the surface. Well these feelings confused me at first what do I do? Go on a gay pride march? Get a boyfriend and have lots of man love? No I wasn't going take the easy route (we learnt that in the paras). I'm going to let the world know I'm gay and proud I'm buying a systema ptw. I just hope everyone understands.

Got to admit lads whoever this is he sounds very familiar.

he should be you've bunked with him enough

Hmmmm it's a long list then

mind you inch buying from italy and saving over 400 quid was a bit of a bargin

finished yet?